Fucking Ohio. Proving once again, Florida Man doesn’t stand alone.
Florida Man & Ohio Woman
Our neighborhood raccoons have to up their game. Bunch of slackers.
Oh, come on and search me (whoa, whoa) I got my problems (whoa, whoa) You got your eyes wide My bags of McDs… And raccoon with a meth pipe
Wasn’t she arrested before they found the raccoon?
For driving with a suspended listens and whatever that other thing was (arrest warrant?)
But she was then also arrested for the stash of meth.
Wait, wait, wait: what the fuck is that format of news program.
Are “man doing bad jokes and woman doing fake performative laughs” standard in news programs over there or are these people just especially incompetent?!
That stuff was seriously cringe.
Took me a minute to realize the raccoon wasn’t in the police car’s driver seat
