President Trump touted Wednesday that “the waiting list is now open” for the $5 million Trump Gold Card visa—but immigration investment experts warn the nearly launched website does not look or feel like a legitimate government initiative.
So… fitting?
Completely manufactured narcissists platform feels incompetent and amateur…
Nobody could have predicted this.
Strange ad at the bottom…are business trips pants optional now?
That has got to be AI generated
Amateurish, not legitimate… Where have I seen that in this administration?
100% chance vibe coding was involved
Lol, i can’t wait to see where this ends up
So, probably something that some dipshit promoted a codegen LLM for and directly used the output without much - if any - review.
Pentesters, start your engines!
They’re actually employing the oft overlooked security by incarceration in El Salvador design pattern.
Is that the old Apple marketing font they’re using? I feel like that’s what they were going for, at least. 🤔 Even down to the periods at the end of the headings.
01Submit Your Application Your opportunity begins here, with your application and a nonrefundable processing fee. This is the first step to securing the Trump Gold Card.
02Careful Consideration United States Citizenship and Immigration Services facilitates an in-depth background check and process to vet the potential card holder.
03Approval Once an applicant is approved, a Trump Gold Card will be available for use throughout all 50 states and territories.
oh fuck this ain’t the onion
Even the AI generated animated eagle at the bottom of the page is like, “WTF is this? Why are you even looking at this bullshit? This is all a terrible idea.”
Story of everything he does. Cheap tat and covered in gold.
Grifters gonna grift.
“Trump Gold Card Website
Feelsis ‘Amateurish,’ (because it is…) Not Legitimate, (because it isn’t) Expert Says”This title, wtf. We need an expert to say what something “feels” like?
I’m something of an expert myself.
OK Daddy Pig
Wow, these experts really find out everything these days. What a time to live in.
