I really really dislike the UX. Sorry, but I just want my phone to Bluetooth for sound/calls and bonus if I can get a charge via wireless charging.

Android converting my elegant display into something that looks like it was built on Window 95? Nah, keep it.

Let’s not pretend that the problem is uniquely one country.

Pills that actually make your wang the size of an elephant trunk while making it prehensile.

But what about the steam carrots and broccoli?

So the government is wiping it’s ass with TP-link, huh?

…holio

We get it Vance, the world should be thankful to you and everyone should listen to what you tell them to do. When they don’t, there will be much crying and slamming your fists on the ground while kicking your legs.

They’ve been scammed by Trump watches? I’ve been scanned by Trump President! What’s the common factor here? Hmmmmmm

How long before a certain orange moron starts complaining that it keeps thinking he’s 13 for some reason?

Team competence

Amateurish, not legitimate… Where have I seen that in this administration?

The longer you live, the more death you see. I’ve had my own surprise passings of close friends and relatives. It just reminds me to appreciate what’s around you while it’s there. Nothing is forever.

Life long subscription for $0!!!

Don’t worry, only half of your emails will get transcribed into anti-semitic hate mail. They know what they’re doing.

Any speech not in favor of Tik Tok will be considered anti-semitic. You’re either with the Tide pod challenge or you’re racist!

When do we start using Gatorade on the crops?

That’s not financing, that’s extortion

Hmmm… Smoking protests?

I’d say “these jokes write themselves” but, well, Microsoft even took that away… It’s a comedy bluescreen.

Boeing’s gonna Boeing