Trump has pardoned a bunch more turkeys recently than Biden ever did.

On the web UI they sneakily slide in the Gemini icon exactly where the settings icon is after about 2 seconds of loading the page which caught me out for the first account I was updating. Really annoying.

Usually it is the defendant trying to get off during court proceedings.

To be fair to the original poster this news article has been revised multiple times since original publication. When it was first posted the article contents very much matched the headline but subsequent changes were made that included things like the clarifications from the university.

RFK Jr will be very worried that his newly recruited team for the health and human services department had an accident whilst travelling to their new government offices.

Buy my mixtape

“I’m McTrump’s. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arch. They got the Big Mac, I got the Tiny Mushroom Mac.”

Never seen a washing machine take someone to the cleaners before.

The Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert shows will be replaced with everyone’s favourite hit, “Ow! My Balls!”

“Don’t hide abuse allegations yourself. We have teams of people to handle that for you. As a senior member of the church you need to be able to delegate.”

Does that include the content theft used to train the AI models?

Ice Cube begs to differ.

Fixed the small title typo …

“Putin enters Trump from a position of strength”

“But it wasn’t a dream. It was a place. And you Julia, and you O’Brien, and you Emmanuel Goldstein … and you were there. But you couldn’t have been, could you? No, Mr Charrington, this was a real, truly live place.”

An apple shaped hole in a CD? He just presented Trump with an A-Hole award.

He likes golf as he only likes to play holes from 1 up to 18.

They’ve done studies, you know. 30% of the time, it works every time.