I feel like for a lot of us, the 24 hour day does not align with our natural rhythm. Since working from home for a few years, I found that a 26-hour day fits better for me. I’d fit in great on DS9.

His parents were just massive fans of Klinger from MASH.

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about dishwashers to dispute it.

ripping you off in Vegas, while wearing plaid suit.

“Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.”

Just like that prick George Lucas.

Eat penguin shit, scumfuck.

Then go ask your fucking slopbot to “brainstorm” with you, chud.

Follow up report:

Now I want to see Spider-Man vs Brundlefly from the 80’s “The Fly” remake.

Bojack Horseman did some interesting stuff to represent a character with dementia’s failing memory as she tried to recall things. Unimportant or painful to recall people’s faces were blank or scribbled over, the background of scenes got vague sometimes, and one memory would visibly collide with another in some confusing mix.

Put the old man back in, but add another man standing behind him with his hand on the first dude’s shoulder. They’ll flip their shit even harder.

Ah, but some day the sapient squids who come after us will re-invent video recording and, assuming they tell each other stories, the industry will inevitably start up again.

Short as it is on the cosmic scale, history’s been a pretty long time. Nobody found wheat and started making bread the next day. It was an incredibly long process that probably started with soaking the grains they were eating to make them more palatable and easier to consume. Then somebody thought to heat the wet grains. Then someone decided to crush the grains and you had porridge or gruel. A few iterations later someone comes up with a simple unleavened bread. Naturally-occurring yeast and dough left alone for a few hours could probably lead to rudimentary rising dough from there, and eventually we have brioche and marble rye.

I get the sentiment, I do. But can we please stop associating tacos with that blubbering sludgefuck? Tacos are a beautiful thing.

Bro, this is clearly a fantasy scenario where we have a non-liquid substance with the same effects as alcohol. No one’s asking you to make tequila fun dip for real.

I’d guess that unless you were already conceived at the time, there’s a good chance you don’t exist in a universe where Kennedy lived. Massive historical event, butterfly effects all down the timeline.

Where were you with this kind of genius in 1993?

Alright, that’s fucking it. Next long weekend I have, I’m figuring out how to install Bazzite.

Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-

Yeah, animated is probably the way to go. Few sitcoms are going to get the budget for the costumes and makeup to not look dorky.