Soldered in, or upgradeable at least? The former would be a huge reason to never buy the newest gen of laptops.

EDIT: Missed in article, yeah this would suck if they stick to soldered RAM for ultra-thins.

Another problem manufacturers face is with notebooks that ship with soldered DRAM. In particular, ultrathin designs would need to be revamped to modify their configurations.

Anti-<topic> Billionaires Have Always Been Able to Control What People in General See.

Well, they could be tears of joy, “My moth friends! You’re back!”

Or the moths just tell really good jokes to him first 😃

Canada should ship them some oil, just as a big Fuck You.

Good. The more projects that move off of github, the better. It’s a dangerous dependency-sinkhole at this point, and has been for some time. De-centralize!

At some point we’ll just have to tunnel IP over DNS, and then they can’t block traffic without destroying the entire internet. Not that it’ll dissuade them.

Yeah, hard pass. Don’t let an OS which has a walled-garden by default for apps get a toe in the door. Android is based in Linux, use that instead.

Somewhere, somehow, those bunkers will need air intakes. Some potatoes to plug tubes, or mustard gas packets down the hatches … the problem is, bunkers make excellent prisons and/or tombs.

…until Bezos or Musk or one of their nepo-spawn drag an asteroid into orbit, then all metals will be priced according to their stranglehold on the resulting glut in supply, like diamonds.

Nationalize 'em, seize their Canadian assets to get back some of the money we gave them to produce here. Seems fair as they broke their promise…

Exactly. This was a non-apology and Kimmel wasn’t the one who needed talking to, I hope he doesn’t tone down his monologues one iota.

Keep the boycott on.

Don yer eyepatch mehearty. Yarrrrr.

I should upvote because Drumpf has, in a very real sense, blood on his hands from his stochastic terrorism, mafioso fascist/rhetoric and policies; I should downote because political violence really doesn’t make things better; and yet evil also triumphs when good people do nothing. What to do, what to do…

Will nothing rid us all of this turbulent turd? (Note “nothing”, not ‘no one’)

Really, have these jokers read any books? Wow.

…but sad both of these a-holes are this rich.

Well shit, that’s gonna get used as an excuse to ratchet up the fascism… ‘justify’ the MAGA persecution complex even more.

Indeed – I should have made it more explicit that they could use their vast wealth for a good cause here.

The dark faerie-tale practically writes itself: young children compelled to go to the edge of the nearby forest, so they may plant their weekly required seedling… oh dear.