







Epstein’s Law: every accusation from a Conservative [of being guilty of a thing] is a confession [of being guilty of the thing]


He can be awarded one posthum if he does the funniest thing for world peace


It’d actually be a nice tourist destination, food is great, glad I got to go many years ago in between murder campaigns.


Limit new cars by 2026, there, fixed it.


It’s more likely than you think!


They should feed the taco some fake intel, e.g. some abandoned shed in the middle of nowhere being a secret drone factory and if it gets obliterated the next day…


Loads of rare earths are controlled by China (some estimates are 97% of all rare earth minerals), so yeah, I think they’re currently laughing their asses off at the US


You sit in the corner and think about what you did! If you’re ready to be an adult you can sit with the grown ups again.


Maybe they can just convert it to a cash prize, how much is one Florida worth anyway?


The one bullet Ukraine needed missed.