While I don’t disagree with you, I believe this is in the UK, so I’m not quite connecting the dots on the American tie in.

Kremlin: Trump just needs his blankie and a nap.

I absolutely HATE when a restaurant forces me to use my phone to see their stupid QR code menu.

I understood the idea when COVID was a large factor, but now it’s just greedy and lazy on their part. I’ll tolerate it the one time and then won’t go back.

I’ve never seen it, but I’m already sure their flag sucks.

Check out Mango. I was able to get a free subscription through my library.

I don’t need a timer though.

I have brief mode on, she doesn’t give a shit. I need “say the absolute minimum number of words” mode.

Now they can hear me scream “shut the fuck up Alexa!!!” every time she says “…by the way…” when I just want to know what time it is.

…and now I have Careless Whispers stuck in my head. You’re welcome.

But wait, isn’t this some sort of official government communication channel now? Sure there must be uptime agreements and penalties for such a thing, right? Right?!?

We need more of this sort of vibe out there!