Ha! So you have the greatest Halloween spread ever! Nice work!

You’re either really cheap at christmas, or you have the greatest Halloween spread ever

Teddy Ruxpin

You call that ‘faking a shit’?

No shit, right? Seems obvious. Applies to many more than just Amazon employees.

Oh wow. Riveting

They’re doing this to better identify you

Pretty sure they meant Canadians

We have learned to imitoot you exarkly

Still think any of that is going to happen?

What a strange and ridiculous argument. Data is a fictional character played by a human actor reading lines from a script written by human writers.

Alternately, properly managed and centralized trash disposal eliminates pollution from multiple spread out trash holes. Assume the composition of the trash is the same, and it clearly makes sense to centralize the trash collecting and minimize the area impacted by it. The problem is the plastic composition, not the existence of landfills

In the past, humans and then small communities would dig a hole and bury their waste

Now we have larger communities, so we make a larger hole called a landfill. Same concept and process. Yes, consumption is killing the planet, but pretending landfills don’t a) exist and b) accomplish the exact same thing that all waste filled holes have throughout history is strange. Even other animals bury their waste.

I thought GM foregoing CarPlay in favor of their own proprietary UI was a great way to kill sales, this is absolutely genius. Way to ensure I would never purchase your products!