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I am SO glad that I don’t have to deal with bullshit Microsoft workarounds anymore.

Or how about the radical idea of not relying on someone else for your important files?

File this under “things that I assumed happened decades ago.”

In Texas. Of course.

Bullshit

It’s definitely opportunistic backpedalling, but it’s a good sign of sorts: We’ve proven that, if we can punish them financially, they’ll do the right thing. For the wrong reasons, obviously, but in these times, I’ll take what we can get.

Laughs in LibreOffice

But can I remotely control it with my phone? You know, because when I’m at work, I might want to remotely open the door.

Good thing DOGE saved us so much money that we can now easily afford to pay for completely logical projects such as this.

A worthy successor to the 65535 Excel bug.

What could possibly go wrong?

I’m not convinced. Look at how Netflix made bank on killing off “sharing is caring.”

People are lazy, and if they want their easy Spotify fix, I fear they’ll hand over their information and move on with their day.

One thing’s for sure: it will be part of Disney’s IP.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I’m looking forward to the “Here’s your first look at the rebooted Reddit” articles in 7 years.

What happens to the communities there? Is there a way for them to automatically migrate to another instance?

Hey, maybe Elon Musk should have focused on cutting waste in the HBO corporation.

My initial response: “Haha, no one could possibly eat this onion.”

My reaction after double-checking which community this was in: “…”

Serious question: If I get hit by one of these death machines, who can I (or my next-of-kin) sue? Has that been established in court?