Tesler delivering poor performance on an extremely delayed rollout: 📉

Tesler’s clearly manipulated stock price: 📈

He excels at burning hunks of metal at extremely high temperatures. I thought the Cybertruck was the pinnacle but alas.

Karp + Musk + Thiel + Vance + Trump = 💩

Paid in full with rubles

Is his son Elon the far right ideologue who is hosting the event?

Cheers! 🍻

🦭💨

Gross

“You hate your citizens— I hate my citizens… Let’s talk.”

Trump administration <standing pigeon-toed and grimacing>: “So, you know Trump was just kidding around… right?”

“Don’t you want empty ports too???”

🎻

Amphetamines are a helluva drug

Shart of the meal 💩

Yes

What could possibly go wrong?

They are laughing at Dotard

This guy gives off strong “youth counselor” vibes.

Count Fuckula has zero influence anywhere he goes

No shit.