While we’re on the subject, I think that Passenger by Deftones is about Maynard giving Chino road head.

In chalk! If you don’t like it, grab a hose or kick the sidewalk for a couple minutes. Fucking fascist snow flakes.

…or, ya know. Stop throwing brown and trans people into your corporate slavery prisons. Either way!

Alphabet, Meta and X need to be wiped from the planet before they take us all with them. Too bad there’s no money in saving the species…

Cheers, mate! Things are really coming up burnout.

Oh, you know Kristi?! It’s a small world, friend.

I can’t wait for someone to mention her name and I can dimlight 'em like, ‘that famous dog murderer? She’s in politics now?’

There’s an old joke about a guy who’s house sitting for a friend and he calls to say that his cat died. The friend say something like ‘don’t jump right to that bad news; build it up for a bit. Tell me the cat’s stuck on the roof and then tell me it fell’. The friend then says, “oh, well your grandma is stuck on the roof.” Damn, I hope this is just how they’re choosing to tell us.

Two days into Amazon’s Earth talks:

Are you asking if your rock hard sphincter can handle the diarrhea from eating it, or if you could boof the sush’ and destroy it with your powerful hole?

Very true and I should have been more specific.

Anyone putting corporate technology into their bodies is just asking to get Black Mirror’ed. I always thought it would be cool to have my body replaced by a sick robot, but I know I’ll never be rich enough to afford the cool one. I’ll just be in the Hyundai Bodi or whatever.