The title read like a science headline and not an onion joke.

Definitly after reading further I was like… Play… Its more… But i have ADHD and it could be something me and everybody with ADHD I know would do xD

The entire complaint, which is more akin to a manifesto than a formal legal document, is presented in a single paragraph.

Sounds like he has ADHD…

Why not crypto?

They should block it die local laws, because you shouldnt support a nazi…

O dunno… Why does itch just switch to other payment options?

This reminds me that i wanted to unlicl my bootloader on my phone…