[ Removed by Reddit ]

The judge added her name to the child protection register. Isn’t that a bit superfluous if she’s going to be in prison for the rest of her life?

Then again lots of sentences don’t make sense.

Well that’s certainly a way to use your last words.

It took them over a decade to realize this?

How’s that trade war going for ya, Donny?

Threatening to sue your customers is such a brilliant business move.

The Italian seal of approval

I’m one of those who do it so that I’m spared during the robot uprising.

Thorium tarnishes to olive grey when exposed to air. This makes it kinda greenish. Green is the color of stamina, so this checks out.

Very appropriate use of the interrobang.

Disney would like to know your location.

Lidar needs to be a mandated requirement for these systems.

What can Stack Overflow’s motivation possibly be to strip Luigi’s account? Are their private equity owners in cahoots with health insurance executives?

The CEO should ideally have the exact same name as the company. Like Tim Apple.

Or Sam Sung.