Hah, this reminds me of when I had to write repair manuals in college. I’d get so fixated on a particular tool, like a toothpick. I’d start by saying, “I’m definitely going to need this toothpick.”
by the end I probably didn’t even need it, but I included it anyway.
I was following along quite nicely until step 9, where you bank-shot the needle off Mars and simultaneously looped it under the button.
Yeah like I can’t say it’s not a conspiracy theory (that I agree with) but marking it is still very… bold?
MomCorp was taken!
I love the jank message summaries
I got one the other day that summarized a message from my 75 year old mom as a conspiracy theory. I can’t imagine having the confidence to mark a clients message as a conspiracy theory even if it 100% was.
Here’s the summary:
Conspiracy theory about government agencies being privatized for profit.
Original text:
They would turned it into a private owned so they can profit from it. That’s why they changing all the government agencies and turn it into profitable businesses for them. See how all the big corporations are lined up with trump.
Hey dawg, it’s bad practice to use magic vars or nums