minus-squareHelluvaKick@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Truck carrying aggressive monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and COVID crashes in MississippilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoI know they would just get in people’s attics and cause mayhem, but Jesus fuck I’ve always wished the American southeast had wild monkeys I am rooting for the sole survivor linkfedilink
minus-squareHelluvaKick@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoShe’s an icon imo linkfedilink
minus-squareHelluvaKick@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoIt’s not, but I’ll make fun of him every chance I get bc he takes it really personally apparently. linkfedilink
minus-squareHelluvaKick@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51arrow-down2·8 months agoThis is giving The Office “I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend.” energy linkfedilink
I know they would just get in people’s attics and cause mayhem, but Jesus fuck I’ve always wished the American southeast had wild monkeys I am rooting for the sole survivor