Do adhesive barriers help at all? I live off the Smith and nephew one

no a vat of acidic eels

sure thing boss tweed anything you say

i can’t prove you’re not coffee either

they also got that lobster gun that does the choppy for you if you’re doing it in bulk or are squeamish

That seems to be you making that argument

Hyuck

greasy don?

this another one of those “congress needs to actually name it this but we’re going to pretend until he’s dead” things like the department of defense “₩Ⓐℜ”

Oopsie poopsie subbie bloopsie

i mean, some of us legitimately have next to no power. or have good operational security.

me, i have 3,000 miles distance between me and krasnov at any given time and putting in a lisa novak style cannonball run would be sure to tip someone or something off. I’m going to leave it to someone closer.

most?

wake up, rest of the world. as a statesian. please.

i’m not not eating bagels in the shower

the good bagel shop’s delivery radius ends at does not deliver :(

first time? why now? why not eight years ago?

just watch them start publishing in wingdings

don’t you know they write on [with] papyrus in Egypt and therefore it’s african and african means black especially in statesia.

we don’t write in black, we write in charcoal. because black just makes me look whiter.

that’s the best i can think up, sorry.

i wouldn’t argue with comic sans personally. i hear it’s a good font for some types of dyslexia. i’d rather have more people be able to read it than look dignified.

i mean you can’t spell calibri without lib. where’s your god now, atheists?