It also hides the sound when they dematerialize back into their native form

Great, so now France has two more Presidents?

Seems reasonable. Can I buy left and right click separately as monthly subscriptions?

Boy was I wrong about modern computing, it’s all so powerful and useful!

Cool! Is the scroll wheel split into up and down services?

8 GIGABYTES!!? How am I supposed to load a mouse driver in THAT!?

Hm, who’s the victim in this entire hypothetical scenario?

Do you often have a hard time telling fact from fiction?

Do you need to talk about it?

Find someone else, I don’t give a shit.

Just my luck to not get Monica Lewinsky in this scenario.

I’m a fat middle aged man with swamp crotch and severe scrotal alopecia. Not his thing.

You’ll have to suck it out of me. At least the half I can easily give…

I’m as atheistic as they come but I’ll maybe ask a demiurge for that to happen.

The sheer amount of AI slop shorts on YouTube must be generating entire dollars in revenue by now. Who isn’t entertained and eagerly awaiting the next five million videos of the same scenario over and over again?

But how will we know his IQ now?

Goodness, how am I supposed to store and stream more entertainment than I could watch in a lifetime now?

Computers are too powerful and too cheap. Bring back COBOL, painfully expensive CPU time, and some sort of basic knowledge of what’s actually going on.

Pain for everyone!

Good, do Fark next.

Did you just make up “hate” from an imaginary argument you made up? I am simply baffled by the behavior and “needs” of people these days. In what universe is limiting “remote streaming” a problem? How many hours a day do you need to be entertained for?

It’s more like I’m surrounded by compulsive hoarders and chronic upgraders, for what? You can’t watch any more movies than you have conscious free hours in a day. I don’t get it anymore.

Computers used to solve problems, now they are the problem.

Sorry, I didn’t read your reply, I was streaming every movie, album, book, and magazine in existence to every location in the universe at all times. Even when I blink I have 16K screens inside my eyelids.

This is normal behavior in 2025. If you cut off my terabit stream, I will writhe on the ground and scream.

I am not in any way addicted to digital hoarding or continuously upgrading systems that have already exceeded the capacity of any normal person to watch a movie since 20 years.

Said the needle to the arm. You’re all addicts.

With the price of produce?

Seems pretty simple to parse, what is causing you an issue? What is not clear?