A “selfie” in this context would be using a firearm instead of a phone camera, no?

BREAKING NEWS: “President Cunt Cuntily Says Some Cunty Shit”

ALSO: “European Union Stockpiling ScotchGuard Reserves in Anticipation of Future JD Vance Visit”

I thought the idea of anybody nominating Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize stretched beyond the confines of plausible reality, but then I discovered the Nobel Peace Prize recipient of 1973.

It may sound alarmist, but it is fair.

Trump represents the US on the world stage, and arguably, the President has more direct power in influencing international policy than domestic policy.

In some ways, the American people’s democratic election of Trump is a more devastating trespass against foreign nations than it is against their own nation.

Don’t you dare give consumers what they want.

I need AI summaries a lot less than I would prefer a smart mail filter to actually remove all the spam email and texts.

This isn’t a big deal.

If you’re developing in Xcode, you did not buy an 8GB Mac in the last 10-years.

If you are just using your Mac for Facebook and email, I don’t think you know what RAM is.

If you know what RAM is, and you bought an 8GB Mac in the last 10-years, then you are likely self-aware of your limited demands and/or made an informed compromise.