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Hamhattan

Have you seen Fallen with Denzel Washington? It’s kinda like that, but instead of Azazel it’s Beelzebubba.

I Adopted My Wife From Madrid coming fall 2026

It’s the Cracker Barrel all over. It’ll raise some brand awareness. Besides, Maxwell Brothel didn’t test well in some locations.

You would if you don’t like surprises.

Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”

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Oh, snap! You just Papua’d his New Guinea with that dick joke.

Pretty sure the turkeys are still backstage “warming up”.

If they just made these ships bigger so you could spot them more easily on a plane void of other vertical structures, then they couldn’t just sneak up on you out of nowhere.