They say they want a meritocracy, but these nazis are white privilege at it’s finest thriving in an Idiocracy.
Why Elon Musk should go to jail:
Well she is in the top 461 female golfers in the world.
Why wouldn’t she get to play with checks notes the top 150 in the world?
Also I’m surprised Trump still calls in favors for her at all now that she’s turned 18.
Oh and one last thing, 
If you knew anything about the magaverse, you wouldn’t question it.
Their version of universal healthcare is picking the bugs off of each other, and it’s still more than is guaranteed to most Americans.
The longer I live in this magaverse, the more I understand the desire to go live with chimpanzees.
Let me get this straight as this has been a busy week for the FCC (Fascists Controlling Cable).
Advocate for mandatory lethal injection for the homeless. - Keep your show.
Advocate for bombing a global peacekeeping body located in an American city. - Keep your show.
Show a clip of POTUS having as much remorse for Charlie Kirk as a kid whose imaginary friend died. - Get cancelled.
Ahh yes the warrior Kash Patel who never served in the military, praising Charlie Kirk as a warrior who also never served in the military.
Can they just be fucking normal for once? Just say I’ll see you in heaven. There that’s it, and you get to pander to your base.
Might as well have said see you in Sto’Vo’Kor.
Oh also, 
How does “my best pal” SUGGEST a close bond?
Holy shit, stop sane washing and start arresting these pedophiles already.
Larry Ellison is the only guy that looks like someone drew a fake goatee on a real asshole.
It’s always the ones you most suspect.
The only thing that should be “slammed” is the cell door behind Hairplug Himmler.
Here we go!
Sending some serious thoughts and prayers about this one.
That sounds like the code an idiot would use for their luggage.
When I think of who belongs in jail.
I think of the billionaires.
Isn’t this the same administration that declared meals on wheels to the poor elderly was waste, fraud, and abuse?
It’s obvious dear leader needs to get his favorite sandwich the Filet O’ Fascism.
And wash it down with a Sham(of a presidency) Shake.
He’s so full of shit, when he sneezes he leaves a skid mark.
Exhibit A: https://www.trumpstore.com/product/trump-2028-shirt/?attribute_pa_size=small&attribute_pa_color=red
He’s absolutely going to try it, and it’s up to all of us to nope this shit until the next millennia.
How do we know he wasn’t just driving a Cyber truck?
First things first. It’s Diaz.
Second it’s Disney so yeah they’re trying to appeal to younger audiences, that’s kind of their thing.
Third she’s 52 years old. Nobody wants to watch premenopausal Snow White live with 7 CGI dwarves and try to score Josh Brolin as the prince.
Lastly, if you fall asleep at 52, at least in America your ass is going to a retirement home. The only prince coming to save you is the sweet release of death.
Wait wait, I know this one!
He was deported to a sovereign nation and now there’s nothing we can do, it’s up to Mexico’s president.
Right?