“One hotdog, please!”

“Fill out these forms where I put the fun stickers and get a witness to sign.”

“What if I don’t want this much commitment for a hotdog?”

“Jail >:-(“

Was this ever even available to non-US accounts? Was there ever an explanation for why it was georestricted?

Spotify fans?

Can a human be expected to have a successful life when they have to pay for knowledge they need access to? I am not against the opinion that information should be free and freely accessible. But does this courtesy also extend to the common folk or is it exclusive to expensive machines and their owners? You wouldn’t download a United States government. da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

She’s ex X CEO.

It sounds like a honeypot to me. But I would be happy to be proven wrong.

Edit: and it’s gone?

Police investigation concludes “boys will be boys”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Isn’t spirulina more effective for capturing carbon than trees? And also you can eat it in the way you don’t normally eat trees? Trees are great and all but why do you want me to be angry about algae?

People lock their doors; everyone understands.

I might have missed the one wherein he makes electric cooktops illegal but I think that one is still coming, at least. And potatoes must use masculine pronouns. And it is domestic terrorism for Taylor Swift to be a meaniepants anymore. Something, something Dr. Seuss. Masturbation will make you blind (please self-report to the nearest blinding centre).

mAh Na mAh Na

Where’s my round?

I don’t know about you, but I also rely on sounds & feel when I drive.

Of course. When I feel myself driving into a wall, I stop immediately.