minus-squareKammicRelief@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•"Veni Vidi Veni" would be a great name for a strip club or brothel.linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoI laughed too hard at this. Thanks! linkfedilink
minus-squareKammicRelief@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Today's date is 3²/4²/5²linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoholy crap, nice. linkfedilink
minus-squareKammicRelief@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•The nursery rhyme "monkeys jumping on the bed" gives children the impression that you can just call your family doctor who will pick up immediately.linkfedilinkarrow-up27·5 months agoMama called the doctor and the doctor said, Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. For our scheduling department please press 1. … linkfedilink
minus-squareKammicRelief@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Owning anything with Don't Tread On Me on it, is a strong indicator of someone who has bent the knee.linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·5 months agoI think so. We’ve lost James, at least! linkfedilink
minus-squareKammicRelief@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million.linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 months agoOne point five… d’oh! linkfedilink
I laughed too hard at this. Thanks!