Finally! The troops surely are clamoring for a Dinghy that’s spray painted gold!

Considering FIFAs experience with sucking up two-bit dictators it’s quite damning that they had it that easy with Trump. A cheap bauble and the aging narcissist rolls out the red carpet.

If only their constitution had specific clauses that allowed them to take up arms against despots trying to upend democracy…

So far the grift has always worked though…so why would he stop?

It’s not his fault if some people are just falling for that BS time and time again. Unless consumers and stock holders stop him, he’s gonna do the thing he does best (drugs and being a shit human being not withstanding) - grifting.

Imagine his surprise should he ever go there and see very little trees and grass