MeatPilot

This is poetry

All new season of “Is it Cake or Is It Full of Spiders?”.

You’ll be crawling to your TV screen! New this season we watch contestants take a bite out of their selections to find out which is which.

I want wealth to become Batman.

Similar issue, my wife knocked the kids rubber ducky into the toilet well flushing it. A complicated maneuver because she hit it with her elbow knocking the ducky off the top of the tank exactly as she hit flush. Had to auger it to the bottom of the toilet and than unbolt it from the floor and yank it out from the bottom hole because it wouldn’t go past the lip where the toilet met the drain. Honestly probably better it didn’t go into the pipes and get jammed somewhere else I suppose.

Guess I did all the way up to step 7?

And, yes I remind her of this folly regularly.

Well I’m glad it’s this and not a drone made of poop.

Unfortunately the best we can do is 1939.

Alcohol guzzling pussy is inappropriate content and against my guidelines.