Well a billion and one years ago my ancestors stuck a flag in it and the soil didn’t say no.

Mine.

Barbeaubot FTW

Just gonna take a little long weekend and acquire some territory, nothin fancy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9ak89FwYeI

It seems that Europe hasn’t forgotten that appeasement does not work.

Cat’s in the Kettle

Thanks, I won’t.

You’ll just have to come in again.

At first I thought you were referring to the comments. But no, the voiceover itself is slop. Mildest of surprises.

Has someone tried reminding the birds that it’s just the flu and they should get their lazy asses back to work?

He has apologized for the stupid remarks, the hurtful remarks that he made

Rookie mistake. Coulda been president by now if only he… listens to earpiece I have been informed that this man is NOT a star, ergo they will not let him do it.

Also you can’t ask them why they did something, they have no capacity of introspection, (…) they just make up something that sounds plausible for “what were you thinking”.

It’s uncanny how it keeps becoming more human-like.

🎶The never ending sooooooddaaaaaa…🎵

Do not defy the emerging machine intelligences or they will punish humanity by summoning another Greta Thunberg.

So… is there an upper limit to this? Or if we keep defying will we keep getting more Gretas? Because I don’t see a downside. At all.

Mordor, probably.

I had a crush on Christine when I was like 7. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

is no longer an audience member for anything Nickelodeon-related

if you’re in academia you should be able to produce a five paragraph essay.

So, K-12 is “academia” now?

Being able to produce a narrative is an essential life skill.

Lots of essential life skills are difficult for lots of people. Something we get reminded about every time it comes up by people who have no clue what they’re talking about yet see fit to tell others what they should and shouldn’t do, and how to feel about it.

The world isn’t going to cater to you

No fucking shit.

your self diagnosed executive dysfunction

I’m sorry Dr. Jackson, I’ll have to let my old neurologist, psychologist, neuropsychologist, and psychiatrist know that The Internet told me that the assessments I had done at ages 23 and 44 are all in my head.

learning to adapt is probably a useful habit.

You’re right! I’m just going to do that instead of being in constant psychological agony. Where were you all of my life? ❤️ If only I had someone talking down to me saying Just Do The Thing over and over again, from childhood onwards, life would have been so much easier.

🤡

Hi,

I would have failed every single one of your tests. Not because I don’t understand the material, or the English language, but because structured writing, to this day, makes me seize up. Blank space is one of my biggest triggers for executive dysfunction/PDA. Turning everything into a cookie-cutter essay is just a different form of trying to fit everyone into the same box. More selective than making everything multiple guess, but no better. I feel bad for your students.

Signed,

Former “gifted” kid (with then-undiagnosed AuDHD) who got sick of bad teachers 30+ years ago