Mister Neon

Can confirm that statement.

Holy fuck, imagine cracking open a cold one and instead of a brewski it’s FUCKING METH!

That’s insanity, that poor guy!

This just goes to the MSN website homepage.

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Someone alert Justin McElroy. This is prime Munch Squad material.

It’s not that surprising. America doesn’t have a cultural history with Moomin. It blew my mind to find out how popular the IP is in the rest of the world.

It’s a shame though because I would have loved Moomin and Asterix the Gaul growing up in Texas.

No you’re not. You’re clearly impersonating this woman to slander her.

You know being upset because a girl doesn’t like you is pretty normal. But everything else you’re doing isn’t.

You don’t have to get us involved. You could act like a man for once and actually process the pain without acting like a complete weirdo.

Knock it off.

So did this Ms. Jefferies turn you down for a date? This is why you give all women the “ick” dude. Ever thought about self improvement and growing as a person instead of doing this bizarre cringe shit?

Because celebrity news is garbage.

Is this even news worthy?

I don’t care about the lives of celebrities because they don’t care about mine.

Broke American MisterNeon Urges Australians to Embrace keeping that garbage out of your continent.

Any chance I get his spot in Canada?

Don’t fuck around in the archeology zones!

Mayans usually only sacrificed nobility. This dude got a “von” in his name?

I wrote that when I first woke up today. Good chance the reading section of my brain hadn’t been hooked up yet.

Don’t be American. Please don’t be American. “A 37-year-old British man…” PHEW!