

Gloppy raising haircut.


Gloppy raising haircut.


Steve Martin them, talk wrong.


Sadly, the cake had not been inoculated with cholera so the people who most deserved it were not among the victims.


Nether means low in English and Nederlands is mostly below sea level, but I wonder why it’s plural?


Are you well known to them?
Do you give them your account number or a card or bankbook or a check?
Or maybe you carry a gun?


I ATEN’T DEAD


I tried this and was no longer able to separate my email into Primary Updates and Promotions, and I started getting pings for every stupid ad. So I put it back. I think I’ll start sending weird emails to myself; “teach your kids (the AI) to talk wrong.”


What if the reason homo sapiens out-reproduced Neanderthals is that Neanderthals were so much better at oral sex?


Might be a good moment to ask the Board if they’d like to go another route


I completely agree. That said, a little lip balm while you’re in the waiting room can help with the chapping.


How does that compute with move fast and break things?


Here’s a thought, let’s not infect monkeys with COVID and herpes, eh?


Yup, just assume they are.


Meanwhile, Young Republicans are still “kids” at what ages again?
I like to think he’s brave enough to leave a spider in his bedroom if it was a harmless house spider. I’m not, but I’m not a superhero. Although he might understandably have PTSD about spider bites.
If he couldn’t get the damn idiotic thing to fly out the window it flew in, he’d tie it up and leave it for the authorities.


The irony of migrating because they oppose migration…


I wouldn’t know, but probably something like “I ain’t payin’ for putting out someone else’s fire! And I sure as hell ain’t payin’ a buncha guys to sit around the firehouse when nuthin’ is burnin’!”
Meanwhile a lot of the work our firefighters do throughout the year is clearing brush, creating and maintaining pre-emptive fire lines so they’ll have places to make a stand when wildfires do erupt, and making sure buildings are less likely to burn in the first place.
Oh that reminds me, I should probably add, “Ain’t nobody gonna tell me what I can do on my property!”


It depends what state/county/city you live in. For instance, battling the Palisades Fire we had the city LAFD, the LA County Fire Department, and CalFire all coordinating resources, including some of the incarcerated firefighters who just got a raise from $1.00/hr to $7.25/hr and are starting to be able to apply for regular firefighter certification when they get out. And yes, our taxes pay for this, one of the most-supported uses of that money. They also do fast-water rescue when we have enough rain to flood the streams and rivers, help extract crash victims and put out flaming vehicles on the highways, and rescue hikers and mountain bikers on the local trails…
Whereas if you live in a rural red area, there may only be volunteers, because there’s not voter support for a professional fire department.
I’m watching on silent and I’m a little confused.
I see him tackling the guy, he wrests away the gun, he points it at the guy who tries to run away, then he looks away, raises an arm and lays the gun down. I don’t see any blood on him. But he’s got bullet wounds in the hospital.
Did police or someone shoot him thinking he was the shooter? Or was he shot by the guy but just powered through?