When I’m feeling down or stressed, I always go for my comfort foods. That salad-a-day habit goes right out the window.

The funnies part is their ads: (same company, same product)

Pure for Her
Women’s cleanliness supplement that delivers a premium blend of chia, flaxseed, psyllium and aloe, all in a vegan-friendly capsule. Pure for Her was created for women - for good health and good times.

Pure for Men
We’ve got you covered from the inside and out by offering a full line of top-rated fiber supplements and other personal care products to keep you feeling confident.

The male version = “be ready and confident for backdoor sex!” Like dude, can you make it less obvious? This is gonna be in my shopping history.

To be fair, if I had more than $1M, I wouldn’t introduce myself to neighbors.

As soon as I saw El Salvador, first thing I thought of was Bitcoin. Not my thing, but you do you.

Little Bobby Tables nods approvingly.

(an old XKCD joke)

Probably obscure if you’re under 50.

Let’s face it, Nvidia doesn’t care if you buy a gaming card or not right now. You can complain, but they can’t hear you over their money counting machines.

Nvidia is only selling enough gaming cards to keep their market share from falling too low. All the rest of their silicon is allocated towards data center.