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Sound familiar?

Yeah, it’s the basis for a lot of sci-fi stories; though China is interchangable with any country, corporation, or mega rich jackass.

“Mairjuana is not a drug… It’s a plant! It just grows like that! Drugs you gotta do shit to chemically and shit!” - Katt Williams

Yes. They’re absolutely cooked, chat.

They dont make much on tickets, true. But they sure as fuck don’t lose so much money that a 12oz can of Coke should cost $10+. They’re prices go beyond simply getting back into the black. It’s straight up greed.

I know I am normally recognizable, but currently if someone doesn’t have display names or avatars visible they probably won’t know who I am on this account since it’s my old username, from Reddit.

Having a pfp greatly increases my recognition of other users. So you’re already proving more recognizable than most users who have none.

Surely they would have heard the euphemism for taking a shit?

“I gotta drop the Cleveland Browns off at the Super Bowl.”

Instead of “it hurt very much” you can say “it hurt a fuckton.”

That’s just gonna happen naturally if you’re doing it right. Why not just actually boo them? 🤷🏻‍♂️

“Boo! Boo I say! That’s not how you suck dick, you amateur!”

TLC could have had it all if they just accepted Don Hertzfeld’s stuff instead of having Rejected him. 😔

The laser produced power? How do we harness that so we can power the world with lasers? 🤔

If I keep them there long enough, the response becomes “my eyelids hurt and my eyes are drying out.”

All The Onion has to do is write headlines and articles that would have been real a decade or two ago.

To be fair, I had some of those complaints with the instances initially being linked. It clicked when RIF linked to Lemmy.World in its final update message. It didn’t have dumbass hoops to go through, just a straight forward email, username, password, you’re in system like the first few things I was seeing. That and many people were over explaining it and just confusing the hell out of people.