If I sincerly thought a single person were capable of bringing down entire civilizations in less than a human lifespan, I would not be taunting them on Twitter.
I for one welcome our new overlord, MacKenzie Scott. Anyone know if she’s interested in adding fascist oligarchies to her list of future conquests?
Be careful with that. Buttery males is exactly how this all started.
Did anyone inform the administration that documentation such as chromosome analysis could be considered to help support or verify eligibility in participating with the human race? Because it seems like they might be a slime mold, based on their integrity and decision-making ability.
The horror. Are the Miller’s okay? Did they survive?
It’s okay. The think tanks, megadoners, and PACs with their arm up his puppet sleeve definitely know how tariffs work.
To be fair, the tariffs are having their intended effect. They’re working quite well for the ultra wealthy for whom they were designed. The inevitable financial fallout is a problem for the future, but it doesn’t really matter because workers and consumers will be left holding the bag as usual.
Oh, no no no! This will go toward lowering taxes! (Terms and conditions may apply)
Trump: No! Not like that!
“I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!” -Michael Scott
For those who didn’t read, it’s not an enforced cap. It’s a recommendation. This is essentially just a PSA framed as an ordinance.
I found their prom photo a lot more interesting:
Next up, henhouse to replace guard dog with fox.
I laughed at my phone in public.
1Frog_isDancingOnMyPizzaNow!
Hmm. That’s actually a lot better. Just the populous seeing him for the person he was would be a bigger contribution to progressive change.
Damn. I did not think of that. Let’s say he was assassinated during his transition from union leader to politician.
They’re also watching a documentary on what it would be like if Reagan hadn’t been assassinated. They’re watching it in their modest, working-class home theater:
I did think I was going to die when I used the toilet after the first time I ate beets.
It probably goes without saying at this point, but deporting someone to a culture in which they’re not competent is wildly immoral, and doing so in such a way that they end up encarcerated in subhuman conditions especially despite not committing a crime in that jurisdiction is monstrous.
Green: Go ahead and eat it.
Yellow: Caution. Delicious.
Red: Stop not eating them.