Every time I get a faster car I need better tyres so the wheels never spin… The fuck kind of tyres would I need to stop 1000hp at each wheel spinning?

Online connection? So I remove the internet from the thing and it just doesn’t work? Easy fix.

It’s really easy to make explosives. Making them stable and reliable is the hard part.

I had the opposite experience. I was laughing about it and then realised no one else was.

Oh, oops.

String attach to globe, string attach to thumbtacks, globe now hanging.

Don’t have high end audio equipment anyway, I can’t tell the difference on 99% of songs.

Sure but it could just do the default thing because it just wasn’t changed.

Closing the lid typically does sleep or hibernate, both of which can still be active. I’ve had many windows updates overnight with the lid closed.

They failed miserably in Australia as well.

I can finally have a couple months off from stressing over our politics because we reelected the competent side.

Ngl right now id rather travel to China. If I dont do anything particularly dumb it looks good for them right now to have normal tourism working, particularly when the US is being this shit.

So you deliberately used it wrong? Fairo.

It takes me 10 seconds to remove internet access from yet another windows process, it takes weeks if not months to re-download the 2 point something TB of games I have installed.

People who have a real internet connection need another excuse but my internet isnt good for 2005, let alone 2025.

Supermarket daily, mostly microwave stuff.

I eat what I buy. If I buy a days food I’ll eat it in a day, if I buy 2 days food I’ll probably also eat that in 1 day. If I’m sick I wear a mask, if I’m super sick I ask someone to deliver me some shopping but then it is more than a days worth because I don’t want to ask someone to do my shopping every day.

I don’t have 72hrs of food at home, because I have almost no self control. 2 days of food can very easily also be one day of food haha

Time moves on and they fix things. I presume they also give the accurate number of 'r’s in strawberry too, and (hopefully) stopped recommending glue on pizza.

I’ve asked bing gpt to find me 4k laptops and it proceeded to list 5 laptops that weren’t 4k. Asked for the heaviest Pokemon and it responded wailord which has never been correct. Had gpt (not bing) attempt to write an AHK script for me to have forwards and backwards media keys, it failed. I asked it to fix it, it said what was broken, why it didn’t work and then fixed it by giving me the exact code that didnt work the first time.

It’s consistently wrong to me so i now just skip it because if I haven’t to double check everything it says anyway, I might as well just do the research myself.

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