The Bubble hungers…

“Free”

An evergreen headline.

God bless epigenetics!

It has a much cooler name than “shelter”.

He says, as they are press-ganging migrants to fight on the front lines and fabricating evidence in order to seize oligarch fortunes.

Who’s on first?

Get 'em in the same room together, put on some Barry White, and let the magic happen.

So the video is just the two of them pulling out a 20 year-old ThinkStation and plugging in a flash drive?

Exactly!

Do you think you can scare us?

Fear is our egg-nog!

Gummi-power?

Get some sugar in the mix, and boy… you got yourself a cake going.

Stew is fat based(i.e. milk), soup is water based.

Venezuela, your narco-terrorism ends now!

Honduras, your narco-terrorism must begin again!

Antipope again?

That trick never works!

Is this a “Torment Nexus” story or a “Piss on the Poor” story?

According to the Ancient Scrolls, an underwater pool would be filled with heavy water.

Watch out for tube worms.

Aidol? Really?

Doctor: Draw a clock.

Trump: sweating profusely