5 minutes of uninterrupted DDoS traffic from a bot farm would be pretty bad.

They were also shorter on average than modern humans. https://history.stackexchange.com/questions/17072/what-was-the-average-height-of-roman-men-and-women

If “intelligence agency caught lying” is all that’s needed to make it onion-y it would be a lot busier here.

For satire I’d expect something like “CIA accidentally publishes message thanking Lee Harvey Oswald for his service”

How is this oniony?

We clearly read very different stories, in mine the computers are usually more competent than a 30% success rate.

Imagine if the internet at its inception failed to connect you 70% of the time. It’s not as impressive as most other inventions.

Feel free to send them directly to Russia instead

I’m sure they tried, but trump isn’t really informed on any subject

Looks like https://docs.numerique.gouv.fr/home/ except that one is backed by two governments.

Are you looking for https://docs.docker.com/build/metadata/attestations/?

With the current FAA problems, do y’all really want more things taking off?

Various government and educational entities are using Nextcloud. I guess that severely limits who they can hire.

If they’re big enough to qualify they might be fined next.

https://www.homereview.in/cloudflare-acquires-outerbase-to-expand-database-and-agent-developer-experience-capabilities/

I’m pretty sure the US has a law that requires people to stop texting you after you send STOP. Additionally, service providers like Amazon will just remove subscriptions if they receive a STOP.