A restraining order potion would make a mint!

McGruff proving, once again, that all cops are bastards.

By “eliminate poverty” he means killing all the poor people with his robot army.

Is there EVER a time when Republicans AREN’T thinking about the dicks of children??

Celebratory gunfire aimed at the nearest Palestinian.

This is a lunch break in preparation for the next wave of attacks.

You’re talking about the same industry that coined the term “preemptive strike” instead of calling it what it is: starting a war.

I thought you were going to suggest cutting in half and Counting the rings.

Conservatives explained.

For what he’s doing to the country, he’s more deserving of the Osama treatment and should be dumped off the side of a boat in the middle of some ocean so his grave can’t become nazi mecca.

Is he not racist enough?

Your assuming a lot. I just like cheese.

“Pleasant” in the context of what it would be otherwise. My understanding is that, without the emulsifier, it would be crumbly and kinda chalky, and not hold a form very well.

I didn’t say it was cheddar. I said it was made from cheddar. It’s decidedly not cheddar, which is why it’s not called “cheddar”.

Just wanted to say that the hate on American cheese is unjustified. American cheese is just cheddar that has been heated to 170f (iirc) for long enough to kill bacteria and make it shelf-stable. They add an emulsifier (again, iirc) to help it bind better and have a more pleasant texture.

All other criticisms of America are valid, but the cheese doesn’t deserve the hate it gets.