Musician and filmmaker UK/EU
Frontman & only writer of No Outlines
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I feel more teased than trolled. I now fully want this to happen. Trump residency at the Sphere. Trump the podcast. Trump the talk show. He can have whatever except the White House. He can host my next birthday party and narrate my children’s birth so long as he resigns lol
I volunteer as a tribute. I will listen to four hours on Arnold Palmer’s dick if it means this guy stops being president.
I’d let this dude host every one of my birthday parties til one of us croaks if it meant he’d resign
I’m talking speech without timer here, folks. He can speak as long as he wants. I don’t care. I just want the shit to stop.
TikTok literally checking up your ass at this point
Jesus dude this is so disrespectful. And this is someone they actually like.
Rats! My penis has been snubbed once more!
Does it say what kind of DNA or… ?
And now, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome senator Bernie Sanders
If California doesn’t secede I’ll stop buying almonds.
Good
She was friends with Trump back in the day. It rubs off.
I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious
I’m desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?
Haha! Yes!
There’s an episode of Rick & Morty called Thanksploitation Spectacular that you might like. It touches on your idea somewhat.
Those turkeys must be immediately located and arrested! /s
A friend of mine ingested a ton of it and died. They found him at the bottom of a lake
This is undeniable proof that Grok is the most accurate.
If they don’t cut it out with the lasers, I’m getting my slingshot.
I appreciate this
The more, the merrier. Who doesn’t love a blowjob? I know Bill Clinton does!