

👦: Oh yeah Artemis of Efes, what are you wearing?
🤖 : I am wearing a bra that covers all of my forty plus breasts. Ooops, one of them came out. I guess I should take it off 😏
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_Artemis#Ephesian_Artemis
👦: Venus of Willendorf, is it true, are you fertile?
🤖 : Oh yeah, my gut hangs over my legs. Look at my limestone carving, but don’t show your friends, I’m shy 🥵




… I mean, it’s a war on the commercialisation of christmas, as opposed to its religious source…
although St Nicholas, whom Santa (saint) claus is based, is a… saint.