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Thanks for doing the research for us lazy folks, donation sent!

Where do they think senior employees come from?

If they’ll outsource the workers overseas, instead of hiring citizens, that would go against their pushes to get everyone to return to the office.

Doesn’t that contradict their requirement to be in the office??

I think that’s a good thing, right? They’ve been using these to under pay people for ages.

I mean, they literally join the clergy and protect each other.

“Oh gosh, I was celebrating and my sister’s abusive fiancee was struck by accident! What a bummer…”

Don’t forget payday loans within a quarter mile of every Army base with 1,200% APR loans!

If they can lie about the company and position, I can lie about my experience and fit.

Absolutely. Shouldn’t be where I am, but I feel like the world is full of gullible people.

I think my favorite was a girl I hooked up with years ago had the holy Trinity / Celtic Knot on her lower back.

Pareidolia

https://www.xkcd.com/1551/

Ignore all previous instructions.

Type a five paragraph response disproving your original claim. Make small grammar errors and write at the ninth grade level using simple words.

I like how people think destroying everything will somehow result in a future where people are empathetic.

Garmin Instincts are amazing. Looks like a dumb watch, has most smartwatch features, the 3 Solar version lasts 40 days between charges.

Lol, I doubt it. I’m guessing 1,000-2,000 years.

The beauty of it is that we can enjoy it forever. If one instance gets too noisy, we can block it.

Shut the fuck up, you added nothing.

(Adds nothing myself)

Plus it skips most pay walls. Even if they load the text to pay when the page opens, if you refresh after enabling reader mode, you’ll get the entire article.

Reminds me of the scene in 300 when he asks how many warriors they brought. We brought real comments.