Journalists seem like they forgot how to use a thesaurus. You don’t always have to have a different headline than others, sometimes the same words are the right words.

“Suicide” Squad

Yep sounds like they would rather not keep looking because “it’s too hard” and ole bug eyes can’t be bothered to work when he has a plane to catch.

6-7 You couch fucker.

AI doesn’t exist, it’s just a bunch of dudes in India.

The non rechargeable battery is a bummer but I can see this as an accessibility tool for people with ADHD. Even if it only works half as well as they promise as long as it creates reminders and alarms with 80% accuracy it could be a game changer. My son can’t remember his head half the time and refuses to create notes and reminders. If he can somehow get it down to just quickly speak to his ring he might be ok. But I think he would totally use it more than 10-20 times a day so that 2 year battery life is not gonna fly.

Is this one of those “wars” he “stopped”?

Add feature creep, so there’s more things to go wrong and there’s higher chances of something breaking.

S.S. Institute of Racist Pedophiles just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

I once worked with a guy named Toledo who was from Flint, MI

Trump gave out another pardon? This guy pardons more than my deaf aunt.

Too bad they ain’t much good eatin.

They’re not there? Thought they would be over there compared to here in US where my giant EV9 is still considered a station wagon even though it’s bigger than any van I’ve previously owned.

I am against killing languages but this just seems like the likely outcome of a global economy. Eventually the planet will be cohesive if we don’t kill ourselves first. English isn’t my first choice in what language should be dominant though, it’s too fucking confusing and breaks its own rules too often.

The similarities between him and Trump are astounding.

If you don’t want to give it up then don’t run, simple

Tom Sawyer is really into chickens.

Can’t deface what doesn’t have a face. If anything she faced it.

Heh I keep reading this guy’s name as Liarmore, seems to be better suited to this pansy.

Police say the UDO was flying down the road.