Surely eating a banana has more exposure than just holding it

Donald J Trumph is the president of the USA

Yes

The only difference between daughta and daughter is the last letters

What the fuck are you on about? What do you need to convert in this?

Thank you I was also told to slow down :P

They’re cut resistant, not blood resistant

Fixed, thank you

This isn’t really Pump and Dump though, it’s more like “Dip and Rip”

Fine,

Tequila, Vermouth, olive juice is called a Trex

You’d have a Scotch Manhattan.

If you make a margarita with scotch, you’d have a scotch margarita.

We’re not mixologists designing new drinks.

I’ve made tequila with clamato juice, did I make a Tequila Cesar, or is it a different drink??

Gin Martini

Vodka Martini

Martinis is plural. You can make Martinis with any clear spirit. Whether or not you make it again is a different story.

I do like a gin martini, but as a tequila drinker, nothing beats a dirty Tequila Martini.

Thank you!

If thumb and index make V, then there’s only 3 fingers left.

You could turn your hand around to get the single finger on the correct side

They counted Base 12

I have slam exhaustion.

Presidents (present nor former) are not allowed to drive vehicles.