Don’t worry, you’ll just need to subscribe to My Windows Copilot Cloud+ to get access to a virtual PC with plenty of RAM from anywhere! It’ll be powerful enough you’ll barely notice us logging all your actions and blocking anything we don’t like.

I mean, this is the same guy that wants to criminalize homosexuality so that’s on brand.

They’ll ban encrypted Internet traffic that they don’t have a backdoor to steal inspect the contents.

Apparently no longer optional for their customers either, based on how hard they are pushing it in Office 365, sorry Microsoft 365, no sorry Microsoft 365 Copilot.

The latest change of dumping you into a Copilot chat immediately on login and hiding all the actually useful stuff is just desperation incarnate.

Why waste bombs when you have perfectly good windows?