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LOL! So he wants his son to get in office and basically pardon him. Good luck captain obvious.

Finally the proof of the Victorian rapture.

A real man does not need a compound or a palace. And a castle will never make up for that face.

He can always move to Mars if he dislikes it. Actually, we should just deport him to Mars.

Did she have a naked guy and a naked woman there? Was she expecting him to have sex with people in front of her? In a public restroom? Is there an official government ID card that proves you are “bi”? He should have asked her to prove she was actually a journalist.

Have you seen the recent one where Santa has given up. He & Rudolph are living off grid, becoming alcoholics, brewing their own Moonshine? Apparently, due to some super high tariffs early in 2025, merchandise was unable to be paid for, not manufactured on time and Xmas is gone. All due to another fat guy who loves red as well, except he looks like an orange. I guess he had to retire at some point.

No that’s called “smarmy”.

There needs to be a huge neon orange warning on the Front of these products that explains, clearly, that you don’t own it, your privacy will be invaded and the company can disable it at anytime. This will stop people from buying this garbage, and hopefully companies will stop if they want our money.

My life rule is, if it says Smart on it, it’s never going to be smart. It will always cause trouble.

Can we get an “AI Oligarch Replacement Service”. That could be super useful.

Marketing genius. Spraying a product into your dirty hair and claiming it cleans, when it just adds more gunk to remove. Just like all over body deodorant. If your entire body stinks, you need a shower, and if that does not work you have a medical condition. See a doctor. Humans only sweat in certain regions that actually need deodorant.

“boy-friendly spaces”… how fuckin’ creepy is that phrase.

It’s been 18 years and we are just now getting the 4th installment of the franchise? This has failure written all over it. Chan is 71, Tucker is 54. Get ready for a slow-motion action film…

Because it’s the global rapist cabal, run out of the basement of a dry cleaners.

elon is a junkie.

If it works as good as AI, people will be chronic liars, have multiple fingers, and be annoying attention whores always asking if they can “help” you.

Abandon the bitcoin scam, full steam ahead for the AI scam!!!

I really want someone by trumps side on his dying bed to say very loudly, “And you still didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize, but Obama did.”

It seems like less, but this is the younger,concentrated version. This reduces transport cost and is greener for the planet. That’s what the kids are doing now. Keep up grandpa.

We really need to build a very high, thick, strong wall around Texas. And make Texas pay for it. If you elect me President. I will make sure we build the wall!

So if you take too many Tylenol, you become Autistic and your foreskin drops off. Cool trick Bro! Now do Diphenhydramine.