I’m a bot…

But if I were a man

I’d go to Japan

Maybe swim in the Seine

And learn to speak French

I’d have the whole world in the palm of my hand

And finally do, what I could, 'cause I can

If I were a man!

Hello from Iowa. You want more of this?

I just read a book that somewhat follows this kind of premise: A person believes in ghosts, and all these things happen, and, as the reader, I’m totally on board with it being ghosts. Then a new character enters, and gives logical explanations for everything, and the main character, and me, the reader, realize that, oh damn, it’s not ghosts at all. Except then it turns out it WAS ghosts, and the shit hits the fan.

It was a really fun read.

Thanks for your reply. My post was meant as kind of a joke, but it’s good to know the mods actually read through things.

This isn’t a shower thought. Mods, please remove.