I joke with him about it as an adult now. I’m definitely not the monster you’re insinuating. My parents were monsters, so kindly fuck off. I’m sorry for sharing, asshole

He didn’t have any context of what Samson even meant when he was a child either. It was kind of an inside joke between me and his mother, who were forced to attend cultish, crazy church when we were kids. It wasn’t until he was old enough to laugh about it that I even told him the story. And it was just me joking about how his hair was his superpower

Exactly. Have you been tested for autism by chance?

He was tested for autism, so it wasn’t that. Dude just hates haircuts

That was basically my son. Lost his fucking shit every time someone came anywhere near his hair. Like crazy stuff! Scissors or clippers.

It was a total pain in the ass, up until around jr high when he grew out of it. And he’s a hairball now still. I tease him and call him Samson still sometimes to this day

They Live is the truth!

Assuming it should be sour, which works fine. Big difference between soar and sour in this context

Check out the New England Patriot team planes recent activity

Shart of the Deal

Kanye Likes Cousinsticks

I agree. When I indulge, Black Forest brand is where it’s at

I don’t think it’s that serious. OP is trolling, yeah?!

You’ll probably get a better answer on Truth Social. Ask DJT

Something like that.

I can’t condone burning Teslas, cause that’d be domestic terrorism…

Only a moron would do that…

Indeed. I’m mocking the signal chat debacle

👊🇺🇸🔥

Truth.

Though, America got by for a long time with that being Russia, and Nazis…

What happened to that

He should be required to take Elon with him

Just dump some holy water on it