Translation and screen reader have been a solved thing for a while, no “AI” browser necessary. I’m all for nice features, but bolting in a chat bot that phones home with activity data ain’t one of them.

Are these chucklefucks gonna start wearing little tent necklaces?

I was told that once the plug is pulled, it’s not just some flatline and quiet sadness. The human body, regardless of its condition, does not like being deprived of oxygen and spends some time physically revolting before finally giving in. Apparently it’s horrific, but I haven’t witnessed it myself.

Altman just needs to cobble together a gold Trump statue, deliver it to the White House, and any bailout needed is his.

Yeah, come get me, motherfuckers.

Great write-up. I’m so glad my college thermodynamics classes armed me with proper skepticism.

Assuming it’s cheap and reliable, exploiting geothermal resources for a local power solution would be useful in some places, I would think.

He fears the wrath of the baby jesus

The Bloody Sunday discounts in Ireland are insane

Cancer mulch

Yeah but ai so more gooder

I can’t stop laughing at this comment. I think that’s what we all did!

Why in the hell would they make something people want?

Personally, I’m saving up for the “Apple Stick and Bindle”, the nouveau-hobo accessory of the season.

My company’s online product uses passkeys (I implemented it) more as a convenience method for login. 2FA is the base standard, and authenticated users can create a passkey for each device they want to use. Subsequent logins can then use the passkey or 2FA. Rather than having to dig out my phone, open the authenticator app, and put in the digits, I can simply use the fingerprint reader and I’m right in.

The whole concept of “curing cancer” is such a trope. Cancer is a condition, and it annoys the fuck out of me that people treat it as one disease like measles or the flu.

That’s a pretty good Black Mirror plot, it would be hilarious. Too bad the current “AI” isn’t even capable of math.

No, you don’t understand. Lose money on every sale, but make up for it in volume!

We’re well on our way to Dark Ages 2: Electric Q-galoo

And apparently the most accurate representation of the executive branch.