Capt. Wolf

Piss off both sides and just spell it. G.I.F.

This’ll be the same fucking deal as last time… Russia gets Crimea and their controlled territories, plus the ones Ukraine reclaimed. The US gets access to Ukraine mining exploits. Also Zelensky must step down so Russia can install a puppet government like Belarus…

Oh, and Trump also gets to give himself a Nobel prize.

Huh… Neither had I, so I did a search…

Apparently it comes from a Dutch phrase that got butchered into tattoo.

Whales and other cetaceans evolved from land mammals.

“Well if the whales don’t like that the water’s killing them and their food supply, maybe they shouldn’t have devolved their legs!”

…That’s probably assuming way too much about the average climate denier’s scientific knowledge or just overall general intelligence, isn’t it?

Psycho.

I bring this up like every chance I get, but check out Libby if you don’t want to go to the library. You just link your library card and you have access to tons of books, audio books, and magazines. I also just found out about Hoopla a couple days ago and will be checking that out as soon as I go get my library card renewed tomorrow. Same principle, access to your library’s stuff, but also includes music and movies as well.

Precisely how I imagine any political meeting goes with him. It’s like The Emperors New Clothes, except the king is a complete and stubborn moron on top of being vain and naive.

“I know I gave Israel all these weapons, plotted with Netanyahu to commit genocide and start a massive war in the middle east, dropped bombs on Iran, and threatened Khamenei’s life, but this was about getting attention away from all the shit I’M doing in the US! I didn’t want to get caught up in a war, I just wanted people to stop being mad at me and redirect then away from all the constitutional violations I’m committing, the people I’m deporting illegally, all the rights I’m stripping away from everyone, and all the government institutions in sabotaging. Oh, and I was supposed to get a nobel prize and a resort in Israel when Bibi agreed to stop his war, so now he’s screwing that up too!”

Hey, EU… NJ here…

Can we come over?

America’s being weird…

Even the fucking slowpokes knew this…

Snake Plissken, actually

I keep mine in an old gift card tin along with my draft card, previous ID cards, backup insurance cards, and a couple other things.

I mean…

Thanks for the info. Quickest uninstall since getting a new phone and removing Facebook. I’ll be waiting for the morality police to come pick me up any moment now…