Ahh yes the Alex Jones Strategy:

Claim something is happening or about to happen then

It happens: you were right all along and take credit for it

It doesn’t happen: my mentioning it scared the bad guys away and they wouldn’t even attempt it

Tell your mom to stop faking jellyfish stings, I’m not going to pee on her

Tell your mom to stop faking jellyfish stings, I’m not going to pee on her

Tenacious KG did nothing wrong!

Worst quarter since 2022……so far!

glares in the general direction of the White House

As an American, I agree