I’ll just leave this here.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

Way back when I was in high school in the 90s, a friend made a custom wad file for doom that was the exact layout of our school. Of course this was pre Columbine.

Slap ya mama seasoning just released a new hot sauce called kill ya uncle.

He also said he would lower prices, as it turns out prices are falling, in the stock market. Make depression great again!

Remember when Ukraine made a deal to give up it’s nuclear weapons in exchange for security? pepperidge farm remembers.