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Should be pretty easy to spot, those nose cones will be glowing in the atmosphere like rudolfs nose

Vibe Coding. I can’t see a way for this to go wrong…

Nah, our police has a well known issue with brutality, every leftist already experienced that. But our conservatives are always talking it down as “Einzelfälle” but everyone else knows its a systemic issue.

Yeah, asking those questions to any balkanese is dangerous. I had the luck to spend some weeks with an albanese family while traveling and while being weird they were also the most friendly and welcoming people I ever met (after every Canadian). I learned some albanian while being there, but the language doesn’t share anything with the other languages around there. And i was explicitly forbidden to learn any curse words, because that could be apparently really dangerous if the wrong people heard it. But if you ever get the chance to visit Albania, i can’t recommend it enough.

Albanian would also fit your criteria as it’s also completely different from everything else and fucking strange at the same time.