It’s always who you most expected.

“Laws are a threat made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted, and the police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean?”

Cops will even lie about how good and bad they are, depending on who’s asking. Let’s keep this investigation going, maybe we’ll find out who was part of that big child trafficking and rape super-group Trump was always hanging around with. Because he’s a pedophile who rapes adults and children.

“Hey! Stop using well known workarounds to my idiot demands! Surely this is brand new technology that no one could have known about!”

Neat idea 10 years ago “discovered” recently by a tech bro who thinks he’s the first one to think of it. He got his clicks, I guess.

Humans are too stupid to switch from convenience to slightly less convenience even if they get privacy for free. Any amount of discomfort is too much and changing an app is basically death.

This reads like more AI slop. I miss when Jalopnik had real articles.

Another failure to add to Trump’s extensive list.

Found the Tesla bot.

Una Watch from a small team in Ireland has a promising vision for those who want to rid themselves of Google. I had a Fitbit step tracker that didn’t fit into Google’s plans so they made it unusable after Fitbit cashed out.

I’m glad Fitbit got paid but that doesn’t mean we’re stuck with Google.

And we’re back to what TV used to be, millions of ad-supported channels no one cares about except people who just want background noise. Time really is a flat circle.